Sunday, March 24, 2013

EXCLUSIVE: Sex with Bisexual Midgets

Lil' Em and TiKnee
On the Internetland: Famed Blue and Gold News poster WV45ACP, the man who scours the internet for all kinds of news stories has been spotted having sex with Bisexual Midgets in public.

It was witnessed by our newsroom that WV45ACP, who was living in a van down by the river had been giving out candy to little children as to lure some midgets into his van so that he can have sex with as many of them as humanly possible.

Rumor has it that international Ganghan Style dancers Lil'Em and TiKnee. two of the most well known bisexual midgets on the planet agreed to have sex with WV45ACP, but only if he would show them his big gun.

"What The Fuck is That" and "Stick it in her ear" were some of the comments from some of the onlookers.

If you see any of these three be warned, they are extremely horny and in times that they are recovering from sexual activity scour the internet for dumb ass posts to put up on Blue and Gold News.

You have read this on the internet, so it must be true!!!!!!!!!!!!